Our guaranteed replacement policy is a great option. If the system fails within the first 6 billion years it will be replaced free with the solar system of your choice.* Or you and/or your DNA will be transported to that system, at our option.

*Excluded: Landscaping ("terraforming"), habitat building, transportation of water not travelling with the planets.

Definitions: "You", as used in this policy, means your body and can be equated with "your" (from that body) DNA if there are space considerations.

Our mottoes: "Where else can a species get guaranteed immortality from a galactic collision for a modest one-time payment? Nowhere else, that's where!" "We sell peace of mind." "When you need us the most!!" "We're there so you can go there."

(Offer not valid in some states, including but not limited to Rapture and Nirvana.)