An alphabetical Rohrschach Test!
And he was, Rohrschach that is, German. At least he has a German name. Marx was German, Engels was German and East Germany was Communist.
As the patient said after the psychiatrist had shown him a picture of a square, circle, cone, hexagon, rectangle and line and had the guy identify each one as a part of female anatomy,
"Me with a filthy mind? ME?! You're the one with the dirty pictures!"
You're the one with the entire alphabet tainted with political ideology.
Arf