As always, Science-Fiction has already explored this undiscovered country!

In the cult sf soft-porn classic, "Flesh Gordon", our hero Flesh and friends Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi Jerkoff save the earth from an attack by the "Sex Ray", unleashed on our unsuspecting world by the evil Emperor Wang (the Perverted ) of the Planet Porno.

The "Sex Ray", or something like it, is what the Gay Bomb research team probably had in mind. Actually, I wouldn't mind owning one myself. I'm not surprised that humorless lot failed, but they could do worse than drop DVDs of this film on the enemy.

No, I am not making this up.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/F/flesh_gordon.html

Who sez the 70s had no cultcha!