WTF?
So I get in the mail...
A postcard from a Swan Lake Memorial Gardens. Fall Fest. Special Invitation. "As one of our close neighbors you've been specially selected to receive a FREE BURIAL SPACE (their caps) during the month of October. Also during our Fall Fest we have 50% off Cremation Packages call for more information (their lack of punctuation)."
Now how the hell did they know that I was going to die during October? If they're a close neighbor, I guess they've been spying on me.
I think I'll pass.
A Fall Fest at a funeral home/cemetery? Let's all just go there and revel away!