Last night
Keith showed some clips
of Fox whackjobs
nattering about this issue,
and the guy
who it turned out wasn't wearing an Eddie Munster costume
revealed how horribly traumatized
he'd been as a kid by Barbara Eden's genie costume.
His co-whackjobs teared up in sympathy over the
horror of it all, of course. But as Keith pointed out,
the guy probably hairy-palm traumatized himself
a couple of times an episode; if only he'd had Tivo!

I'm not trying to play down the essential creepiness
of 11-yo girls in fishnet stockings
or French Maid outfits [shudder].
But it's hardly going to help for Fox
and the far Right nutcases to "embrace"
the issue by coating it in
their own perverted view of sexuality.
It only muddies the water to make
people wonder which
side of the issue is sickest.

Naw, we figured it out.

When Keith Nonsensemann, who makes Michael Jackson appear emotionally mature, is your lolita-loving fearless leader and cue card for talking points, it's time to take a close look in the mirror.

Sometimes it's tough to grow up.

Keith can't. He's stuck at 11 years old - maybe 10.

And you idolize him.

As Bowser would say...

Arf. Go figure.

;-)