Off Topic — HabitableZone

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As was I!

I want a cyborg with blue eyes and an unconventionally attractive face, maybe a bit on the craggy side. Tall and strong who cleans house, does dishes, takes out the trash, cleans the kitty litter, makes a mean martini, likes cooking and having fun with it, has a wicked sense of humor, knows when I'm blue just what to say and do, intuitively knows to just hold me when I need to be held, and to get the hell out of my way when I'm in a temper, doesn't have to be asked or told what to do, just knows what needs doing and does it, is a lover extraordinaire just wanting to please me.

And then I could rent him out to the rest of the ladies and make a fortune!

Except now I'm so fond of him based on my description, I may just have to keep him all to myself.

Oh dear, I think I'm in love.

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