And yet I decreed that the font shall be Comic Sans, forever and ever amen
And so it came to pass that Comic Sans appears on my screen, in purple prose that at once damns and satisfies your words. On my screen. Your mileage apparently differs.
I thought Comic Sans was universal because some klutz at Microsoft invented it while trying to pay homage to comic book hand lettering and his employers took pity on him and included it with Windows against everybody's better judgment. Thus it also makes a fine font to convey irony. But not on your screen.
Which is ironic, isn't it?
But OK, I'll look into it. Maybe use a downloadable font or something.