Except that He was undoubtedly Arabic appearing, spoke Aramaic and it seems probable that He would have a hard time getting onto an airplane in the US.
However, who's to say He doesn't look like that meteorite?
(Or the face in the rock I found in the back yard. Line forms in the driveway, please, and donations over $5 accepted BEFORE viewing. After all, it's a picture of John the Baptist AND Jesus at the very moment of baptism. The pious can see it clearly and it's invisible to those with corrupt souls. It's a great Rapture test - if you can see them you're elegible for the Rapture. If you can't, go get Pure and come back. For another $5 you can talk to them for 30 seconds with the "double your money back" guarantee they'll hear the pleas of the pure. Just another service from Bowser's Guide to Holy for Pure of Mind and Body.)
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Since no one has the slightest idea as to how He looked - - -
