He needs 4 or 5 names.
He absolutely has to have that much attention. Good, bad or indifferent, it doesn't matter, just so his ego is getting stroked all the time.
Poor bastard. It's gotta be miserable living like that. Seriously, most folks get over it at about 6 months of age, and if they were neglected before then, you've got what we are seeing.
Arf