LoJack for Jesus...
We all have our crosses to bear...
BAL HARBOUR, Florida (AP) -- A baby Jesus statue here is getting a Global Positioning System for Christmas.
The statue, part of a nativity scene, will be equipped with the device after the previous statue went missing, even though it had been bolted down.
"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again," said Dina Cellini, who oversees the display, "but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."
The Mary and Joseph statues will also be fitted with GPS devices, she said.
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PRAISE GPS!!!
Of course I would be tempted to steal it and leave it about 40 miles SE of Polyarnyj Russia... :)