In the first place, anyone dumb enough to live there shouldn't be allowed to vote, drive, or purchase alcohol or guns. It's a hell-hole in summer, and a freezing hell-hole in winter. Those winter storms which always take folks by surprise, leaving motorists stranded, 40,000 people without power, kills 19 old people, have helicopters dropping hay to cattle?

Iowa. Three of 'em a year. All of them surprises, folks stranded, cows starving, etc.

Secondly, the primary there is a farce. Votes are auctioned off, I believe, and it demonstrates nothing.

It does keep the media busy, keeps the candidates from pestering me where I am, but also seems to have the significance of an Atlanta Falcons v. Miami Dolphins football game. The most that can be said about that is that is is football.

Arf