That's why I drink Old Dungaree Gin.
...shortened by its fans to Ole Dunga Gin...ta-da-boommm
I think there's hope of finding your inner geek someday. Remember how you impressed me working out how the message filter was working on angle brackets? Being human basically means being a geek (we're the tool-using apes, ook ook!), so there's a little of Scotty in all of us. Just have to tease it out, and so tease I will.