Now this is a great idea...
Politicians should be subject to the same anal exams as most employees of private enterprise
I've always thought Drug tests were an invasion of privacy; however, they are now commonplace, expected, and accepted in most places of business... So it is now time to make sure that this standard practice is applied to all politicians.
The testing should be made on filing a canadacy, and then elected officials should be subject to random screens anytime during public service. The results should be made public and any failures should be met with immediate dismissal.