Claims
>"The Tesla Purple Energy Shieldâ„¢ incorporates an internal Ethero-Magneticâ„¢ caduceus orgone generating coil which utilises the magickal and sacred 'lost cubit' measurement, a meaurement so profound that its precise value can not be found in ancient or modern literature. Only select few individuals and scientists are aware of its actual value."
Holy Christ! I had to spit out parts of my sandwich to swallow that one!