When I was a very young kid, I dreamt (or maybe it was no dream;) that I was older and working in some type of a laboratory, all of a sudden I smelled a funny odour, the odour caused me to pass out and I saw myself being out of the body, then others placed the body into a kind of a horizontal locker, similar to the mortuary scenes seen in movies or TV shows.

When that was done I travelled upwards to a very bright place at first, but then all of a sudden I was sitting on a large chair that was on some type of a platform, I was told that I was a Judge and a person was brought in front of me and I was told what the person had done in his life time.
I was to evaluate his actions and sentence him according to my conscience, and that I did.

I was asked if that sentence was fair, I thought about it a little bit and then replied that it was fair, because he needed to learn how to correct the obvious transgressions that he was guilty of.

Immediately after saying that I was the one in front of the Judge and the sentence that was just passed, was to be carried out.

That’s how I ended up in this purgatory called Earth. ;-)

What’s your excuse? :-)