I'm a little 'horse' too!
My mane complaint (at least this is what I herd) about horseplay such as this is the stalling around that is spurred on by the bridle party. They seem to stirrup trouble alot. We must rein them in! The groom is jockeying for position with his grazey Belgian bride. (She used to be his Secretariat.) He is attempting to halter. She is a stable lass Oh! Butt how she wants to Paint the town red first before she trots off and gets hitched. I hope he doesn't give her the boot.