Please note. How would you like to be, say, Postmaster of Bumfiddle, TX, a sinecure if ever there was one? As your agent I could be Chief Postal Supernumerary, G-16 or so. We can do it.

Or maybe the head of Texas FEMA, a prestigious post with remarkably light duties, if any at all. Not only that but you'd get paid to fly over train wrecks, floods and that sort of thing. Lots of money to pass out. As your agent I could be in charge of direct financial relief for you. I'd do that on a volunteer basis, dollar-a-year, simply for the good of the country and for the feelgood which comes from helping people. (I'm a helluva guy.)

Give it some thought. Opportunity like this comes knocking only once in a while, and one must seize the moment. I'm holding myself at the ready to be of service, can spring into action on a moments notice.

Arf