Let's give Texas back to Mexico. Arizona, too. And California south of Sacramento. Force Mexico to take 'em. Nuke the crap out of them until they take 'em. (A nice side effect of that is that McCain would be a foreigner and not eligible to be President. He'd like the "nuke 'em" part, though.)

Then deport all illegal aliens which are left to California, Arizona or Texas. In fact, deport anyone with a surname which ends in "a" or "z" to either Mexico or Italy. Nuke Italy until it takes 'em. Deport any male with pants which reveals their butt-crack to southern Mexico regardless of last letter in name. Same with anyone except a catcher at word wearing a baseball cap with the bill pointed anywhere but forward. Nuke southern Mexico until they take 'em, and maybe for a while after. We'll lose a few regular Merkans but that's the price we have to pay for freedom. Gotta be firm.

Then institute a password system for every transaction. "Do you speak English?" could be the sign. "Yes" the countersign. Answering "Si" is a one-way ticket to Mexico. "No, senor" the same. "A leetle beet" gets lunch on a southward-bound bus for that person and his or her family back to grandparents.

Alternative solution. Incorporate Mexico into the United States and have them assume their fair share of the national debt. Grant US citizenship to all former Mexicans. Nuke 'em until they take the deal. Institute a lottery-like draft, with people with last names ending in "a" going first, and "z" going second.

Someone has to make the hard decisions, the tough decisions, the decisions which aren't obvious to decent, moral folks. I've talked to God and this is what He wants me to do. As a way to fight terrorism and make the world safe for all people, not just Americans, or Christians, but all wealthy God-fearing Protestant Caucasians everywhere.

I feel so humble.

Yr Ob't servnt,

Arf