Holy-jumpin'-up-and-down Martha!!
You mean RL is still stalking and harassing Lindy even though she's not here?
Migawd, RL. What do you suppose it is, poor breeding or a miserable environment? Or, most probably, both?
Just remember, God loves you and can overcome it. And of course I'm always ready to help in any way I can. Just ask. Seriously. It's never too early to start to get a life.
If you can't trust me, who can you trust? Exactly.
Your friend,
Arf