Slightly amazing. "Man Gets DWI After Riding Motorized Cooler."
"Leslie J. "Bomber" Marr, 57, was charged with driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle after the police saw him swerving on the street and driving on the sidewalk in his "Cruzin Cooler," Whitehall Police Chief Richard LaChapelle told the Post Star newspaper."
Apparently these things are commercially available! Open the link and there's a picture.
Arf