...........AND FIGHT TERRORISM.

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman

other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time (3 PM Central time and 1 PM

Pacific ) all American women are asked to walk out of their houses

completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling

your block for one hour is recommended for this anti - terrorist

effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their

house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's

okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for

all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a

cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your Anti-Terro rist

sentiment.

The American government appre ciates your efforts to root out terrorists

and applauds your participation in this Anti-Terrorist activity.

God Bless America !!

Publius

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