nah, a flatfoot in a gumshoe would flip-flop

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nah, a flatfoot in a gumshoe would flip-flop

Robert — 6/20/2008 12:47:16 AM (archived)

'cause "flatfoot" is slang for a cop, while "gumshoe" means a private investigator, and the two get along just as well as cats n dogs.

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Way beyond weird - foot #6 - Laurie Street - 6/19/2008 5:44:54 AM
- "Latest floating "foot" turns out to be a hoax." - Bowser - 6/19/2008 11:20:18 PM
  - "FRAUD FEARED FOR FOUND FAUX FOOT FLOATER" (n/t) - ER - 6/20/2008 1:20:11 AM
    - Mystery solved: "Finally: Floating Feet Found From Five Philipino Fishermen" (n/t) - ARRELL - 6/20/2008 3:55:28 AM
      - Flummoxed, Flabbergasted- Forensic Fellows Freeze Fifth Foot For Future Feasible Frosty Fibular Fact-Finding (n/t) - ARRELL - 6/20/2008 4:06:43 PM
      - Police have brought in the "Hoppity Hooper Detective Agency". - Bowser - 6/20/2008 4:00:36 AM
    - Fiddle Faddle! (n/t) - Flat Foot Floogie and the Floy, Floy - 6/20/2008 3:46:49 AM
    - FOOEY (n/t) - Jody - 6/20/2008 2:26:40 AM
    - That was F-ing brilliant!!! (n/t) - ARRELL - 6/20/2008 1:24:22 AM
      - re: That was F-ing brilliant!!! - ER - 6/20/2008 1:29:24 AM
- Looking for the man that shot my paw... - Laurie Street - 6/19/2008 10:40:37 PM
- On a serious note.... - ARRELL - 6/19/2008 10:11:08 PM
- 6 feet! I can't fathom it. - Bowser - 6/19/2008 5:48:05 PM
  - Bless their soles (n/t) - ARRELL - 6/19/2008 6:02:39 PM
    - The Mounties are one step closer to an arrest. (n/t) - ER - 6/19/2008 6:39:21 PM
      - I think the investigators are dragging their feet! (n/t) - ARRELL - 6/19/2008 10:08:15 PM
        
        The need to bring in a professional gumshoe (n/t) - Robert - 6/19/2008 10:22:46 PM
        
        Oh, you mean...a flatfoot? (n/t) - ER - 6/19/2008 10:58:15 PM
        
        nah, a flatfoot in a gumshoe would flip-flop - Robert - 6/20/2008 12:47:16 AM
      - They'll have this case tied up in no time flat. (n/t) - ER - 6/19/2008 6:55:40 PM
        
        A toe truck has been called to haul all these terrible puns away - Socrates II - 6/19/2008 8:58:41 PM
- six feet under... - ARRELL - 6/19/2008 3:41:59 PM
  - "My dear Watson, the game's afoot!" (n/t) - ER - 6/19/2008 5:39:51 PM
    - "The foot's a bit gamey, too, Holmes..." (n/t) - TB - 6/20/2008 4:25:39 PM
      - Now we know why the dog WASN"T barking. (n/t) - ER - 6/20/2008 7:27:33 PM
    - you guys just had to stirrup more puns didn't you (n/t) - SDG - 6/19/2008 7:26:51 PM
      - Toetally! (n/t) - Jody - 6/20/2008 9:58:49 PM
      - Admit it! You're just trying to spur us on now. (n/t) - ER - 6/19/2008 7:33:02 PM
        
        Are you bridled at our commentary, - ER - 6/19/2008 7:39:45 PM
        
        Ok I'll toe the line, I have to admit puns are my achilles heel. (n/t) - SDG - 6/20/2008 7:19:38 PM
        
        It's about time you fell instep with the rest of us. (n/t) - ER - 6/20/2008 7:34:29 PM
        
        Awright now!..I am putting my foot down..no more puns! (n/t) - Jody - 6/19/2008 7:34:55 PM
        
        Are you going out on a limb? (n/t) - REB - 6/20/2008 3:15:05 PM
        
        Not really...just trying to tip toe around the puns. (n/t) - Jody - 6/20/2008 9:57:19 PM

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