LET THE PUN BEGIN!!
Why you should always go hiking with a good pair...
Sports bra saves hiker stranded in Alps
BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- An American hiker stranded in the Bavarian Alps for nearly three days was rescued after using her sports bra as a signal, police in southern Germany said Monday.
Berchtesgaden police officer Lorenz Rasp said that he helped lift 24-year-old Jessica Bruinsma of Colorado to safety by helicopter on Thursday after she attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain.
"She's a very smart girl, and she acted very resourcefully," said Rasp. "She kept her shirt and jacket for warmth, but thought the sports bra could work as a signal."
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Remember, this was the alps, not the Grand Tetons...
Too many possible puns here, If I get started I will have a seizure... I will check in later to keep abreast of what you all come up with....