Top 10 George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming.

10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat.

9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos.

8. Fast track Condeleeza Rice's "Colonize Neptune" proposal.

7. Convene blue-ribbon committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring problem.

6. Let Obama worry about it when he takes over.

5. I dunno...tax cuts for the rich?

4. Give the boys at Halliburton $90-billion contract to patch ozone hole.

3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes a frosty 37.

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice.

1. Invade Antarctica.

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