Three Greek philosophers went into a bar.

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Jacob — 8/1/2008 4:45:30 PM (archived)

One philosopher said, "I'll have hemlock to drink. Fill my cup to the brim."
The other philosopher said, "I'll have my cup half full and half empty."
The other philosopher said, "If I drink and fall down, will anybody hear me?

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WORLD'S OLDEST Joke Published.....1900BC - carl - 7/31/2008 3:31:12 PM
- Uh, how about a link? - Socrates II - 7/31/2008 11:16:58 PM
  - yes - FrankC - 8/1/2008 5:16:51 PM
  - I think we're missing some stuff here - nick hoffman - 8/1/2008 4:46:05 PM
  - Three Greek philosophers went into a bar. - Jacob - 8/1/2008 4:45:30 PM
    - There was a 4th one. - Eri - 8/1/2008 7:37:56 PM
  - Geez Louise Socrates... - Jody - 8/1/2008 2:35:47 PM
    - Seek and Ye Shall FIND! - carl - 8/1/2008 3:24:55 PM
      - Yes, you should - Socrates II - 8/4/2008 3:21:03 AM

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