Or - "Report: Record 9 percent of homeowners missed payments, in foreclosure."
"Home loan troubles breaking new records."
This sort of thing is a bummer, too. "Workers sorry Vise-Grip plant moving to China.
Pliers are iconic in Nebraska; 300 workers to watch their jobs go overseas."
"Bleak jobs report offers recession-like whiff."
That "whiff" is more like a stench if you used to work for Vise-Grip. Frankly, I won't blame 'em if they whine.
Arf