The last line - "5 Tips To Get A Flat Stomach"
#1 - Try to be a middle-class American, and starve.
#2 - Follow McCains statements and get motion sickness.
#3 - Ponder the last eight years.
#4 - Put a picture of the little monkey's smirk on the refrigerator.
#5 - Imagine Dick Cheney naked.
Guaranteed.