I personally have witnessed the activities of PETA, that
extremist animal rights group.

I saw one demonstration of theirs involving a male-female couple
laying under a blanket outside of city hall in Toronto, Canada a few
years ago.
The couple may have been naked under the blanket and may
have actually been f... copulating.
The PETA couple was trying to demonstrate that people on a vegan
diet were better at "love-making".
I'm not joking; that actually happened!

30 years ago that couple would have been arrested.

It's not as bad as that in New York City, but PETA demonstrators
there recently went nude, except for the fact that they had clapboard
protest-signs partially covering their torsos and that their bodies
were dyed different colors [the colors of M&M chocolates] outside
that company's office.

It gets nuttier [pardon the pun].

PETA has recently sent a "demand"
to BEN & JERRY'S Ice Cream making company.

The demand was?...That Ben & Jerry's stop using cow's milk
and use HUMAN BREAST MILK!!!!

GASP!!!!!!

If this demand goes anywhere...What's next?
A raunchy TV commercial with a lactating Pamela Anderson
hooked up to a milk extracting machine?