I wonder if McCain will suspend his campaign, again? Whatever, making the best of it, maybe

The bride rides in on a donkey. Big, strong donkey.

The altar has several sheep settled down on beds of straw.

Just as background, mind you. Just the way humble people pay homage to their God.

After the ceremony, the bride rides the donkey while the groom walks over to a nearby Marriot. Where, the honeymoon already over, the groom watches NASCAR on TV while the bride telephones everyone she knows to discuss the actually awesome, rilly, wedding. Rilly!

Too bad the baby isn't going to be born until after the election. The entire affair from water breaking to mother holding the little baby, named Christ Ophir could be shown on Fox as a symbol from God of the rebirth of the country and a new start, a hearty endorsement of McCain-Palin. As they commit to a continuation of Bush's policies, only try them harder.

Meanwhile the country's financial system is going to hell, the wars are expanding and still being lost, etc., and so on.

What a campaign, John. You The Man! (How did he get to be a Senator, anyway? They must have a lot of heatstroke down there. No electrolights or something.)

Arf