Two men
were hunting in the woods. A bear spotted them and started to charge the frightened men.
The men ran as fast as they could. The first man stopped and took off his hunting boots and quickly put on his new running shoes.
"What the hell are you doing?" huffed the 2nd man as he bolted past the first hunter.
"Puttin' on my running shoes to run faster" was the breathy reply.
"You can't outrun the bear!!!!!!!! the 2nd hunter shouted [scared shitless.]
"Don't have to run faster than the bear" he screamed...zooming past the 2nd man.
"Just have to run faster than YOU!!"