Photoshop is a great program.
Excuse #2 - I wonder who paid them to show up.
#3 - They must have been provided with time off from their civil service jobs.
#4 - Their buttmonkey Union bosses threatened them.
#5 - At gunpoint.
#6 - Their buttmonkey welfare caseworkers much have threatened to cut their benefits if they didn't show.
#7 - It was advertised as a McCain - Palin rally.
#8 - The buttmonkey crowd estimator was paid big bucks to say "100,000".
#9 - I recognize some of those same people from pictures of a Hugo Chavez rally.
#10 - ?