And the winner is....
Ladies and gentlemen, this is unprecedented. For the first time in the history of the HZPunner awards, the judges have failed to declare a single winner. After much deliberation, some of it extremely rancorous, they have decided to declare a TIE!
And the co-winners are:
ARRELL! for his brilliant melding of tasteless humour and celestial bodies:
"Shoe-mocker-Levee..."
AND:
McFly, for an equally tasteless piece that brought in clever references to his Canadian roots:
"Canada's on the metric system...nobody there uses feet anymore".
Honourable mention goes to:
z - for his gruesomely brilliant imagery in:
"Local authorities are stumped "
And to Buck Galaxy, for his rambling but masterful essay involving private detectives.
Congratulations to all competitors for their valued contributions!
Goodnight, everyone.
Off Topic » in reply to Vancouver - the severed foot capital of the world
The envelope, please.
The whole thread (44 posts)
- Vancouver - the severed foot capital of the world
- The envelope, please.
- Foot loose and fancy free in Vancouver.
- You guys knock my socks off
- If the authorities are dragging their feet...
- Boot! (n/t)
- This brings a whole new meaning to "getting one's feet wet" (n/t)
- Getting a little piggy are we?
- This thread is sweeping me off my feet! (n/t)
- Whoever is responsible needs to step forward! (n/t)
- ARRELL, where are you? You'd be a shoe-in on this thread! (n/t)
- Local authorities are stumped (n/t)
- Didn't we walk over the same ground the last time the BC foot chopper was in the news. (n/t)
- Give us a foot and we'll take a smile. (n/t)
- Poor Souls :( (n/t)
- Something's definitely afoot, Watson! (n/t)
- You guys are really getting a kick out of this, aren't you? (n/t)
- I'm curious...do they find these feet in a yard? (n/t)
- No, in ankle-deep water. (n/t)
- Canada's on the metric system...nobody there uses feet anymore (n/t)
- Make sure you toe the line, Laurie! (n/t)