When my former wife started medical school they got the full brunt of stale jokes right away. One of them involved a professor who was known for giving snap "quizzies", as he called them.

After the first of them, one easperated young lady exclaimed, "If that is one of your 'quizzies', I'd like to see one of your 'testies'!"

The other was told the second day of school when they got their cadavers for dissection. The story goes that a couple of guys came in drunk on a weekend to catch up. They got the clever idea of cutting off the penis of their cadaver and inserting it into the female cadaver of a female student.

On Monday everyone was watching as the girl showed up, put on lab coat and gloves and prepared for the days work. She saw the penis, pulled it out with some forceps and examined it.

She held it up as the snickers started. In a loud voice she asked, "Did any of you fellows lose this over the weekend?"

I kind of liked that one.

Arf