It's patently ridiculous but in the world today, things can happen that are unanticipated. However, the man is stupid. If Texas were taken over by Mexico, Mexico would be reporting to Texas very quickly. Never screw with Texans. They're armed and you don't want to piss them off.

Also, no one seems to want Missouri unless we're supposed to join Canada. That wouldn't be too bad. I've thought of moving there anyway but not that Bush is going--17 days and counting--I might just stick around.

China? China wouldn't want the liberals on our West Coast. Trust me; they'd be slitting their own Chinese throats.

The man is stupid. If ever we do split up, we'll become independent region/nationss still aligned with each other for defense.