A bartender calls his wife one slow Sunday evening and tells her he'll be home early. There's only one guy in the bar.

Another guy walks in, sits down, says "Hi" to the guy already there. "You from around here?"

Yep, over towards Marion.

Well, I'll be damned, me too. Barkeep, bring this guy a beer.

Thanks. Do you happen to know Harry Merlo?

Sure do, he's a neighbor of mine.

Hey, barkeep, bring this guy a beer.

Well, did you go to high school here?

Sure did, class of '63.

'59 here, I'll be damned. Barkeep, bring two more beers. You knew Miss Feinstein then?

Yep, history and English. You?

The same! Keep 'em coming, will you bartender?

Bartender calls his wife. "I'm gonna be late, dear. The Mulligan brothers are here.