How 'bout the cowboys?
Bush heads back 'home' to a house he's never lived in.
He bought the ranch not long before the presidential campaign, the US government paid for many improvements, he had many, many photo ops during his presidency, and now doesn't go back.
I can see him now:
"In Texas I know we have a sayin' 'bout a person who wants to fool people, who wants to, you know, look like something he isn't. We say he's all hat and no, um, uh, horse, you know he buys a hat so he'll look like a cowboy but he doesn't know anything about, uh, really making the tough decisions a real leader has to make."
Ride 'em, cowboy. Oops, well, wave the hat, anyway.
Arf