Now there's a reasoned riposte. You are neither silent, nor a majority.
Simply and typically a Conservative. Say one thing, do the other. If one wants the truth, believe the opposite of what a conservative says, and you'll be close.
Boy, howdy. Why don't you try being silent for a while, and maybe you could learn enough to be in the majority?
And remember, God loves you, and God IS love. That'll get you through the night.
(No charge.)
Arf