Look up "good-natured".
Your joke is "funny"- only to ditto heads.
The views expressed in each line are what divides the political opposites. The issues are challenging, important and not easily resolved.
Not funny.
One example, #1, is such a conservative truism that we no longer see the meaning of "abortion on demand". It has the same meaning as "prefered method of birth control". Believe it or not, those words are meant to hurt, not to make us laugh.