by the current economic downturn. We need to provide relief in order to keep this company from collapsing and putting hundreds of thousands of hard-working people out of work.

The company in question: The Mafia.

Yes, my friends, the Mafia has also felt the economic crunch. Its key business profit centers, prostitution, illegal drug sales, illicit gambling, and murder-for-hire are all way down compared to recent years.

The Mafia is a major employer, both directly and indirectly. It employees work in large stock brokerages, banks, and other major institutions providing important embezzlement services in addition to stand-alone units such as loan-sharking and prostitution.

Write your senator and congressman TODAY and demand that the Mafia be included in any bailout program. You owe this to the upstanding Mafiosi in your community and across America!

David F Mayer