Wow! I feel SO much safer now. I used to be afraid when I was walking alone at night that

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David F Mayer — 2/25/2009 5:39:07 AM (archived)

I would be attacked by a rogue chimpanzee. Now that is no longer possible. Whew! What a relief from the trepidation. Now we will no longer have thousands of Americans killed and maimed each year by chimpanzees. Three cheers for Congress!

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Congress moves into action... - TB - 2/25/2009 4:17:12 AM
- "There is no reason for any private citizen to keep a primate as a pet" - Lindy - 2/25/2009 5:51:51 PM
  - Anyone... - Socrates II - 2/26/2009 3:02:45 PM
- If only they'd typed the works of Shakespeare instead of this stimulus bill. (n/t) - The Silent Majority - 2/25/2009 12:30:56 PM
- Nuts...they should have stuck to chimps. - TB - 2/25/2009 5:50:18 AM
- Wow! I feel SO much safer now. I used to be afraid when I was walking alone at night that - David F Mayer - 2/25/2009 5:39:07 AM
- Is that chimp loaded? - RobVG - 2/25/2009 4:56:44 AM
  - This one is... - TB - 2/25/2009 5:45:16 AM

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