(That's "twit", with an "i".) In the ol' spelling bee of life, it's "fucking alcoholic", not "fuking alcoholic", too, but who is petty enough to point that out? I am, though, a "fucking alcoholic", not "fuking".

However, I do apologize for whatever offense you may have taken for my mispelling the word "discerning". I certainly didn't mean any disrespect by that greivous violation of your anal-retentive etiquette. I am not really up-to-date on such matters. It was not deliberate. As a token of my regret, I'll let you -

Kiss my - - -. You get the idea. Don't linger this time.

Arf (Bowser, do you even remember what started this? Nope, but it is a giggle, isn't it!!?? He's going to whine to Robert, you know, and Shepherd is very protective of his "Moderators". Yep, he needs to be. I think I'll have a line back there. If you can't remember the start, why not quit? Yeah, I'm done.)