How about the bobcat in Cottonwood that walked into a bar and attacked it's patrons?
>"COTTONWOOD, Ariz. - A bobcat attacked three people in a community in central Arizona, including two men who were bitten when the animal wandered inside a bar. Officers called to the Chapparal Bar in Cottonwood arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it."
Bizarre, wonder what was <cooking.>