So first they came for the cows

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Eri — 5/30/2009 11:36:38 PM (archived)

then they came for the lambs.

Then they discovered there was actually a beneficial reason all that belching went into the atmosphere (other than to cover up Uncle Walt's after dinner bouts with flatulence). Only it's too late and with no belching going on, mankind bids farewell to planet Earth and the last man digs his own grave and lies down in it to join the cows and the lambs. Oh, and the lions inherit the earth. Being on a strictly meat diet, they never belch.

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The Burping of the Lambs - TB - 5/30/2009 4:43:41 AM
- I just had a brilliant idea! - Eri - 5/31/2009 3:21:52 AM
  - Sheeps that pass in the night. (n/t) - ER - 5/31/2009 4:51:12 PM
    - A Sheepshank Redemption. (n/t) - Eri - 5/31/2009 4:55:16 PM
      - What is Robert *Shepard* doing about all these puns? (n/t) - Jody - 5/31/2009 9:09:05 PM
        
        bleating in agony (n/t) - Robert - 5/31/2009 9:30:37 PM
        
        Oh good, ewe herd about them. (n/t) - Jody - 5/31/2009 10:24:30 PM
        
        Oh Flock! (n/t) - Jody - 5/31/2009 10:25:09 PM
- So first they came for the cows - Eri - 5/30/2009 11:36:38 PM
- You want to talk conservation? - Lee - 5/30/2009 9:32:30 PM
- Ewe have GOT to be *kid*ding me. (n/t) - Jody - 5/30/2009 1:56:08 PM
  - They got your goat. (n/t) - Eri - 5/30/2009 11:37:34 PM
- OH NO!! - Jody - 5/30/2009 1:47:02 PM
  - Baaaaaaad idea. (n/t) - Jody - 5/30/2009 1:56:43 PM
    - It would be easier to add Bean-o to their diet. (n/t) - Jody - 5/30/2009 2:01:51 PM
      - Visualizing mixing bean-o in with the grass! (n/t) - Eri - 5/30/2009 8:36:32 PM

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