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Current Events

You're 72 years old. You're in a closet, rope tied around your neck and "genitals". You die.

You die.

Oh, yes, the rope is tied around your wrist, too. Neck, nuts and wrist.

Suggested cause of death: Accidental suffocation.

(Apparently you've been in several closets, but that's beside the point.)

I'm going to suggest there is much, much more to this story than meets the eye, and am going to suggest the Bangkok police department look around a bit. There might be more to discover.

For instance, what percentage of people in closets with ropes tied around their necks and nuts and found suffocated have done that to themselves? How many people tie ropes around their necks and nuts somewhere other than a closet? And how may of them suffocate themselves?

I'm thinking conspiracy. I might be nothing more than a paranoid old man, but I'm still thinking this wasn't a solo event.

Arf

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