Or maybe just absconded with the family silver?

I keep changing channels, hoping against hope, since his memorial is over but noooohhhhh....
His casket went missing.
The mother of two of his kids will file for custody.
The mother of two of his kids will not file for custody.
The Jackson family is feuding.
Was Jackson hiding Lupus?
They're going to do another Memorial Service in London in late August.
What was he really worth?
What does his will say?

It's never going to end, is it?

Just shoot me now. Please. Pretty please. I'll buy the gun.

And then use it on the friggin' newscasters who choose to air this shit.