After thinkng about it some more...I LOVE Dick Cheney!

Why, I love EVERYTHING about him!
His name, his ambition, his power, his morals and ethics and his disdain of the law (which is like....sooo...beneath him).

He is handsome and studly and from what I've heard, has the largest set of balls in Washington DC. I mean who CARES if he thought he was single-handedly protecting America with his own brand of machismo? They don't make men like that anymore!
Why should he have to listen to the demands of Congress and woosies like Nancy Pelosi? Why should he have to reveal his secrets?
(Psstt...do you think you could get me a date with him?)

Waiting, with baited breath.