Kitty porn? Or the cat did it!
There was a news story on the KSHB-tv (Kansas City, MO) tonight about this guy who was arrested for downloading kiddy porn. He swears he didn't do it; his cat would walk on the keyboard and the next t hing he'd know, some strange stuff was downloaded.
Mwahahahahahahahaha. He's too stupid to survive in jail. They better send him straight to the looney bin. Besides which, everyone knows that if a cat gets on the computer, it's just to eat the mouse. My cat licks it and licks it and licks it. Ewwwwwww.