Hey, I know you don't like to read things that turn your whole world view around, but you people really gotta wake up! It's not just people like me who are taking you to the cleaners and stealing your money. It's the super organized world wide drug trade run by certain politicos in your intelligence agencies. It's funneled through wars, and defense contracts, and on and on with impunity. You pay for this mess and you hold no one accountable?

Me? Well, I'm sitting in jail.
Oh, continue to grab your red, white and blue shorts and pound your fists against those dirty muslims. I would also suggest you donate some of your extra money to these war mongers. They're so slick. THEY sit at home, while YOUR kids do the dirty work for them.
Gotta love 'em. Crony capitalism under the guise of "national secuity".