Hey Freedom Convoy!
There are some bridges in Ukraine that could use some clogging up with your trucks. You can bring your tailgating grills and flags and honk your horns all night long if you want. There will be tanks, though. And guns. You do have guns? Freedom, right? No Russian mandates! You probably don't want to wear a red hat though. Easy to spot. And no mask! Unless it is cold. Besides, risk analysis says you'll die from lead poisoning before Covid. I did my research.
Thanks in advance for your attention to this matter.