the pigs, the turkeys, the chickens? Those buffalo wings don't just fall off. And somebody has to throw those chicken nuggets in the deep fryer for eight hours a day at minimum wage. Who is going to clean the dinner off the walls of Mar-a-loco?

Sure deport 'em all, then bitch that the Taco Bell down the road is closed.

"Why, oh why, did everything get so expensive?"

"Why can't I find a landscaper for my huge lawn?"

"Somebody should really be out here in the hot sun filling the potholes on our street. Am I right? What the hell happened to this country? Nothing gets done anymore. My boy has a job rounding up those dirty people, so there's that."